The Return of The World Famous (but all too infrequent) If I Had A Minute To Spare Global Caption Competition of Death and Love and Harmony


It has been over one year and six months since my last submission, and frankly I’m apologetic. But as a means of earning your forgiveness, I present to you the grand return of everyone’s favourite World Famous (but all too infrequent) If I Had a Minute to Spare Global Caption Competition of Death and Love and Harmony (yes, regulars will now not the World Famous (but all too infrequent) If I Had a Minute to Spare Global Caption Competition of Death and Love is now harmonious).

Imagine, December 2011 was the last time this competition graced these humble pages. It’s not because I don’t love you and your love of this wonderous competition, it’s just that I haven’t found the right moment captured by a humble lens, if I have bothered looking at all.

So my humble followers, I present the grand return and your chance to wax witicisms aplenty of the magicalness of this photograph, courtesy of Vocie of Ameica’s  Steve Herman over on the ould tweeter.

Yes he is factual, but surely we can provide something a little more fanatical for such a fanatic. It’s something about that stick, those men in uniforms with their smaller pens, it’s … it’s … it’s over to you!

The World Famous (but all too infrequent) If I Had A Minute To Spare Global Caption Competition of Death and Love


Yes, it has been a while, but fortunately you may all rest easy, the World Famous If I Had A Minute To Spare  Global Caption Competition of Death and Love has returned, this time with a cherry on top. They cherry, you ask, is an  extra caption to be competitive about.

They’re at it again, those pesky Europeans, kissing in public. Benneton’s add compaign almost coming through here with a picture of Nicholas Sarkozy and Angela Merkel about to make their better halves a little upset.

So, if you could, a caption please:

 

As always, the winner of the competition will get a free subscription to If I Had A Minute To Spare and a pat on the back from me.

May the best caption win!!!

G-20 Photo Caption Competition: I’m so Lonely (Sarko Version)


So there was the G-20 in Seoul that not many of us heard about, in terms of resolutions and good done, in Seoul. Although we all heard it was on, and that’s what’s important, the hosting of the event, right? Right?
Well anyway, all these wonderful world leaders were sitting not more than thirty kilometres from me, and they saved the world right? Right?
Well, whether they did or not, here’s another wonderful world leader caption competition (and, yes I did kind of refer in the description to Brian Cowen as a ‘world leader’, sorry). This time it’s all the wonderul world leaders.

This picture from Yonhap News; a caption if you please!

 

This time, same as before, post your captions in the comment box below!