— “Ah yes, Ireland”
— “Ah yes, I know Ireland”
as he passed me the blue plastic bag holding my boiled pig’s feet, raw garlic, and fresh lettuce.
— “Yes, near to England”.
— “Oh, yes I know it’s not in the UK. I know all about the relationship between Ireland and England”
and I gave him my Mastercard.
— “Do, you know how I know all about Ireland’s relationship with England?”
— “I watch many movies”
and then I left for home to eat my Sunday dinner.